Smelly player? Luckily now you have an Xbox Deodorant, Body Spray and Shower Gel

Xbox body spray deodorant gel




Many gamers aren't strangers to quite a bit of smell. Have you checked that armpit lately? How about a quick shower to wash that stench of Fortnite?

Luckily, Xbox has got you covered with Lynx Xbox (thanks GameSpot), a line for great smelling players, if there is such a thing. Lynx Xbox includes body spray, deodorant and shower gel, so all that it is lacking is tooth paste. Maybe someone will create an online petition to get it done?

Since you can't really smell the screen (yet), here is the official blurb to better describe the amazing odors:

“Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”

Kaffir lime? Middle notes? Woody? Where do I sign up?

The best news is that the Lynx Xbox range will be available starting July at grocery stores and pharmacies… across New Zealand and Australia. Really? What a letdown. Well, I guess it will be great for kangaroos and Path of Exile developers.

Xbox body spray deodorant gel



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